so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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