can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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