well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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