I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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