You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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