The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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