I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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