Little spoons don't ask big questions
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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