butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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