Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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