have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
