That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
