shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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