We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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