Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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