whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We were destined to go to rehab together
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
