Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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