I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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