Whatcha textin bout Willis?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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