I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
