Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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