what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I could fuck to npr.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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