dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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