oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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