I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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