That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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