I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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