Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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