i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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