...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
