I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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