Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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