my sisters under your porch take her home
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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