this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Someone signed my nipple.
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