you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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