weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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