How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just threw up on my dentist
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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