I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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