i think i have herpe
just one?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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