why didn't you poke me back
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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