I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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