I don't usually arrange sex via text message
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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