im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
