Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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