She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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