it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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