try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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