just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Text me some of your sweat
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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