no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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