Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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