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Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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